Has anybody out there seen the show I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant on TLC? Is it me, or does this show scare you poopless too? Some women don’t have their periods because they are too heavy, others are too thin. Am I too heavy? Am I too thin? Please Lord let me be Goldilocks just right! The women on this show don’t know that they are pregnant until they go into labor. Until they go into full-blown contractions, expanded uterus, feet in stirrups, excreting afterbirth labor and delivery! Imagine, thinking you have the stomach flu and then BAM a baby’s hand appears out of your crotch and starts waving hello. Pardon my French but FUCK. THAT.